I'm single from north Wales any trans or fem or cross dressers xx

(Training and Extraction Part 1)

I received an email from a Mark who owned a Sex Shop up in Manchester and apparently they had spent an obscene amount of money on a new machine called Training and Extraction, he said it can cater for both sexes, he wanted to know if I would care for a Free 30 minutes test, which apparently would cost you £50 to try, I did not wait and replied straight away, yes I would love to come and try your new machine. We selected the best date for both of us and told me where to park and how to get to the shop, he said just mention Training and Extraction when I get there so they know who I am....
Parking was an absolute bitch and it was very busy but eventually I made it to the shop, the usual all blank fronted shop, I went in and sold the friendly staff I was here for the Training and Extraction Machine, they all shook my hand and led me through Ito a back room, a well lit fancy room made up mainly with Velvet in Burgundy but there in the middle was the machine with 3 obvious sections..
The main central piece looked fixed and was curved and soft obviously so you can lie on your front on it, it had two handles, one one each side at one end, and a small hole in the middle on the other end, Mark told me the the Hole is made out of super strong Flexi rubber and that the two handles at the front move forward and back depending how tall you are.
Mark showed me the Machine to the rear and it was a large wheeled machine with two rubber funnels at the front, one just above the other, he said not only does it go forward and back but also up and down and can even pivot, he then told me that the front machine was identical, next Mark handed me a large Dildo, well sort of it was very long probably 13" or so with a screw thread at one end, but the rest was very soft and flexible, you can easily squash it between your fingers, this fits on the rear machine with another if needed and exactly the same single one on the front..
The hole he said was for the men and it's a very expensive pump, I said do you have to be hard to try it, he said No it will do that for you, wow I said. If woman comes in the hole does not get used, instead you can attach the second Dildo... He said the best part is on the laptop and showed me the program that runs the Machine, he said you can adjust everything from here, Height, Depth, Pressure Sensitivity, Every aspect can be adjusted from here, he said once you are on the machine there is a panic button to press but if you do that is your turn over. He asked me get ready which I did and got onto the machine, I slid my limp Clit into the hole and Mark moved the handles back for me, he went behind me and set the machine up and pushed the funnel up until it was touching my Ass, he said it's already Lubed, he then went round the front and said this is the bit that takes some getting used to, he pushed the front machine up and my head tilted forward and the funnel was fully in my mouth, wide over the funnel..

Goto Part 2

(Anal - How Easy is it!!!)

Well it's a topic that always Cums up everyday on every single CD and Gay and Regular Porn site's on the planet, But how easy actually is it....

Well let get down to all the tiny detail, this is not a How to Guide, but it is here to guide those Interested to avoid some problems and pitfalls if you don't do your homework.
This is many people's view....
Let's get together you can bend over and I can push my hard piece up your ass and give it to you hard... Yes right.... Wrong
Why not you wonder..ok here you go

A. Fist of all have you heard of a "Dousch" maybe if you read my stories, if not it's used as a Water Enima used before sex... There are a few different types but essentially it's like a Balloon with a non sharp tube in the end, sometimes it's a rubber squeeze with a plastic tube...How you may ask, well before you have your important shower, you take your Dousch and put very clean Warm water in it and squeeze it into your Ass which you then release down the Loo, do this until things are clear.
But why bother when we can just get on with it.....well read on ...

B. Hairs..... So what you may say, just push through them... Ouch No No No.
Hairs can act as Razor Blades for your ass and Bleeding can occur Very Easily so unless you want some nasty infection. Then I suggest dealing with that issue easy enough..... Or take no notice and see how you manage...

C. For want of a better word Stool...Poo...Shit for you common lot ...
Why does this matter......Are you kidding me, if you ram your pole up there full of poo, you could cut yourself of perferate the bowel wall.. it's your choice but the Dousch above seems a better idea to me... But in the end I'm not telling you what to do ...

D. Cavity... This is more a general knowledge bit .... We are all different and such so is the size of our Anal Canal.... So take it easy and build up, don't go gung ho otherwise damage can be done.

If you know you are having Anal Sex on a particular day then me personally would not eat anything after Tea Time the day before but make sure you get plenty of fluids instead, this will make the whole process easier, this way your body will be rid of the waste before hand, this makes using the Dousch easier....

Cleanliness and Preparation is the key to a very good time. Of course this is only my opinion.... You have to follow your own path...

I wished i had the time to dress up in the nice clothes that iv got and slap on my make up every single day but i dont , the only thing i can do is put on my panties and put on my spray , paint my toes nails for now

Hullo all. Hope your weekend's been peachy. Jus chopping parsnips for roasting (I am an angel in the kitchen! *giggles*) and I find myself mulling over the path thst I have taken in my life. There were plenty of times where Ia single decision could have set me up for a very interesting ride! Blame it on Doctor who, but I wonder where some of us would be with a tweak of history? xxx

Good morning ladies and jellyspoons hope everyone is well remember if your single I love you and today even if your part of a couple then I love you today too “HAPPY VALENTINES DAY every one

A whole weekend of being girly. Love being single and free to be me x

What a way to spend the end of the year Christmas and the beginning of the new year I fell Friday and possibly fractured by wrist or my forearm not exactly for sure just know that I'm in a lot of pain and they can't seem to find the fracture at CIO trying to navigate this site and I keep getting stuck on certain individuals and it won't let me go back to look or read anything so I don't know what's going on I'm going to try to upload a picture of myself later today the joys of being a single mom

Uh oh.... Looks like I created another one! Throat game got me out here making stalkers and newly single bitches that won't suck their man off... Bitch you need to make that man feel like a man cuz if he finds his way to my mouth it don't take much to get in there, just a compliment and a cute smile and oooops am I riding him now? Oh boy... Lame ass bitches.

Oh well another wasted evening, all dressed up for Halloween and not a single trick or treater has knocked here

Im bored being single i need to thind love