I'm wearing my sparkly sleeveless little black dress from Dorothy Perkins, shiny burgundy patent stiletto court shoes, barely black sheer tights, Max Factor Gel Shine Sheen Merlot nails and toenails,
Sleek Makeup True Colour Lipstick in OMG, short blonde wavy hair and round gold drop earrings.

I'm ready for my cocktail bar date - only in my dreams though.