#relationship stories Years ago I had a girlfriend who is now an ex girlfriend, “jokingly” asked how would I respond, if i ever came home with her in the bed with another guy. I looked her dead set in the eyes and said, I would shoot them both, grab my bag, and would be in a non extradition country before their bodies had time to start smelling. She kinda did slightly shocked laughed, like i was joking, I sat there saying nothing and stared right at her. She got very uncomfortable and went to the kitchen to get a drink. The next day when i got home from work, all her stuff was gone, she had moved out. Thing is, I was completely serious, she also knew I had a bug out bag. Sometimes things solve themselves. I didnt lose sleep over it, because her actions showed what she was really doing. She was hoping I would be ok with it. Wrong..