So my wife came home and found one of my stockings down the side of the bed, she was not very happy at all and instantly accused me of having a woman in our bedroom. The only thing I could think to say when she said why is some sluts stocking in here was, it's not anyone's else's, it's mine and took it from and put it in my pocket. Strangly enoughh nothing has been said since and everything is almost back to normal 🤯