February 2, 2017 4:37 PM GMT
I've always had a fantasy surrounding a dinner disaster with three other female friends while on a sailing holiday.
Basically, it goes something like this:
"Myself and my three other friends, Karen, Audrey and Adrienne (all of us in long sleeved tops and long pencil skirts, are all on weekend sailing trip. Our boat is a small enclosed cabin-cruiser with just barely enough room for all four of us to sit together. Audrey and I sit opposite Karen and Adrienne. Just above Adrienne's head is a cupboard with broken door.
Our dinner is the dirtiest, messiest, greasiest dinner that one can think of.
Everything goes well and we're all really happy. That is, until, we all gather for dinner.We have just finished pouring four glasses of red wine and are about to drink it, when a heavy swell suddenly occurs.We all watch with consternation as our plates and dishes start sliding about on the table.Karen gasps suddenly as one of the deserts slides off the table and into her lap, splattering cream and custard all over her skirt. She lets out a slight moan and looks up to Audrey as if to say, "Ohhh!!"Audrey and Adrienne, however, both grin at her.The boat rolls again. I notices the pepper pot sliding towards the edge of the table. I reach out to try and grab it but end up putting the sleeve of my top into the half-eaten susages, eggs and chips dinner; the rest of which lands into my own skirt leaving a big dark stain on it.Audrey frowns as our arms hit and she ends up spilling her glass of red wine all down her front.Adrienne laughs and points at the three of us but stops when the cupboard door above her suddenly swings open and four eggs go flying out of it towards her.She closes her eyes and frowns as they land on her left shoulder with a squelch. She looks down at her shoulder as egg yoke trickles down her top and into her own skirt.After a few minutes we all take a deep breath. Then, we all stand up together very slowly and carefully examine ourselves. We all look at each other and frown in disgust at this."
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